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[11 Oct 2006|12:45am] |
Ah, an update finally!! Okay so a number of hilarious things in today's edition.
First, I can't wait to see Michael and Matt this next week. It's my fall break, and andrew and I are driving up to NY and then a few days later driving down to DC. It should be realllllllly fun! (also, apparently, in DC we're going to the Renaissance Fair. Which means ELEPHANT RIDEs!!!)
Speaking of ( Elephants... )
That's right... Elephants. And my dear GOD how hilarious is that? Now, dear readers, if you found that to be funny, please PLEASE read the next bit. I know it's long, but it's completely worth it. I laughed so hard I cried.
Quick backstory: Alex asked Betsy in the dining hall on Sunday if she knew where I was and stated that she's not been this mad in 4 years. Betsy was like... uh? I don't know... (lol cuz she's not my MOM) and afterwards, this note was written on facebook. Yes, I did say Alex. As in THE Alex. for those of you asking, WTF? Hasn't it been like a year since you guys even talked? I respond 'Holy CHRIST, I KNOW!!!'
( I considered making a parody of this to make fun of her... but I realized that there's no way that I could make up shit like this )
Now, I don't think she has a COMPLETElY fake accent... but I do think that she exaggerates this much more than any normal/sane human being would. This, I would say to her face. Note my new Facebook status.... I really hope she does.
Also, the reason this entry is public is because it's hilarious in nature and all who know me well enough to know my journal should be able to read this.
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[26 Feb 2006|12:11am] |
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Okay all, I will update about more substantial things later, but I had to express some things. I re-discovered a journal that my friend and I wrote back in forth in. For those of you familiar with my at-home friends- probably because you ARE one, the journal Janice and I wrote back and forth in, the one with the penis on the bus story.
Warning: This is from my ninth and tenth grade years, in which I was an EXCEEDINGLY normal high school girl, as well as naive. I know, hard to think of. I was though.
Dire Warning: I used words such as "wuz" and "2". Please do not be offended- you could not be moreso than I.
( Because I have to. The Penis on the Bus story, as told by my 9th grade self. Oh God. )
Alright, now, moving on to gossip that we as 9th graders discussed. Oh, God. And for reference, and yes, I'm ashamed that I have to specify this, but because there's no arrow character on my computer, I'll use ^ as an upward arrow, as in the word 'up'.
( Yes, I know, it's hideous. But the end of the entry shows the me that most of you love and know. )
Oh wow... 9th grade. Remind me to not do that again.
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[04 Oct 2005|11:25pm] |
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Okay, so the Oberlin LJ community does something every once in a while that I love. People post anonymous comments... some are declarations of love, others desperate pleas for action, and some that have broken and brought together relationships. I don't think this post will do any of that... but I think it'd be fun just to put up a non-friends-only, completely anonymous post thing. You can say whatever, but I mean, if you're mean... and it's just gratuitous/for no reason... I'm going to delete. Ha, because I can, because this is my journal. Anyways, post anonymously or not, but just a fun thing for shout-out-ness.
(http://www.livejournal.com/community/oberlin/748195.html is the link to the Oberlin one for this semester if you are bored or want to see what I mean...)
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[26 Jul 2005|10:41am] |
[Edit: I decided I should put this in here publicly, since it pertains to so many of you.]
Ok, so I’m listening to the radio at work and they’re talking about saying thanks to those your thankful for, so out of boredom and desire to actually do so, here goes.
My parents, even though I really hope they never see this, for putting up with all of my bullshit, for never saying never, for always supporting me, both financially and emotionally.
My brother, who is one of the funniest people I’ve ever known, for just being him and always being him, and for giving me endless hilarious stories.
Megan, for letting me calling her Louisa, for being a fun, crazy, not-so-mormon-but-still-kinda Mormon, for bringing the Mormons and generally religious people as well as all of Asia to Hell, for not being offended when I say things like “the Prophet told me so”, for being so amazing in general, and letting me be her friend and for being my crazy Alias buddy! Oh! And for being my conscience when I probably needed (although, not wanted) one.
Michael, for being just so unbelievably random and hilarious and fun. For driving everyone around and giving me some of my best memories of highschool. Sitting in your car and listening to Coldplay as you swerve the car (only Steph’s and my side, though) to punish her for calling you on something is pretty much how I remember ‘home’. Also… for loving Don’t Cha as much as I do
Steph, for calling Michael on his many random WTF, mate? moments. For being that cool fun Anglophile that makes great sarcastic comments and that comes back with a funny accent, for bringing all the gays and Europeans to Hell, and for being just as crazy as Michael- and a bit more crazy than I- about Harry Potter.
Adam Haas for having an incredibly fun name to bandy about. (Yes, I just said bandy about. What of it?) For putting up with me calling him an asshole all the time even though I really think he’s a great guy, for being fun and funny and spontaneous, and for my statue with a huge boner and my alcohol from whatever cruises you always go to, for treating Manda properly, and for being that asshole that wanted to charge me 50 dollars for the HBP Harry Potter book 2 days in advance.
Amanda for being the crazy weird Mormon who really is a Mormon but has had far more experience than I For working out with me even though you don’t need to, for T.P.ing Adam’s one tree with me, for always being so hot! and for being just as crazy about Alias as I :-p
Janice for being the quiet girl that we all listen to- the silent conscience behind our group. (Remember Quiet Bitch? You were always the one that made us stop doing rude things heh) For being God’s Decision Maker, for bringing all of Heaven to Hell, for Irish-Canadian and for being one of the only few people who understood why people were not, indeed, “glad to be a shaker”.
Bryan for being that cool quiet guy that makes you laugh pretty much every time you open your mouth, for not liking us at first, for your camo shorts that you always wear, and for being the blameless guy who drinks more than me and gets soooo much less shit J
Jason for being such an asshole that I could take more shit than most anyone I know at Oberlin. For making Janice happy and for genuinely being funny. Most of the time. Ish.
Emory- [wrote this down at home… I’ll edit]
Tommy for the free drinks, for letting us hang out at Starbucks longer, for being cool, and for your “extra foam lattes” *cough*
Shelly for being crazy and fun and sweet, for being in Texas so that we can visit more often, for having the same life-long desire of jumping in a huge pile of leaves (because Texas has no Autumn, of course), for racquetball, for flashing and running, for having as many fingers up as I did in that stupid ‘Have You Ever’ game, for being a normal person AND a voice major, and for just in general being awesome.
Jason- for your disgustingly amazing voice, for your sarcasm and sense of humor, for having a facebook picture of Ruth Bader Ginsberg (really, that was the first time I knew I wanted to be friends with you), for your racquetball skill(z), for our small parties where you ask for a really strong screwdriver and think I won’t deliver with exaggerated strength, and for you living in East next year. Bwahahahaha!
Evan for being ‘straight’ at the beginning of the year, for taking me to get trashy romance novels at Half Price Books, for not being *too* frightened when the internet goes down, I freak out, and make espresso while listening to dark dark classical music with only light on in the room, for the gay club and drag bar, and for the wonderful name, ‘Giovanni’.
Jen for saying exactly what she thinks, for her, ahem, lovely looks, for her movies and pink, identifying jacket, for her coming down to Texas, for her movies and constant renting status, and for her state of being on-edge that has motivated me to do things far before I would have normally J
Jess for her lovely sexual overtures, for making Charlotte Church cry, for being overall crazy, for being a Double Degree with me- yay!- and for being the only one in the car that stopped us from taking the British Governess School sign. Hehehehe.
Mrs. Marx for being a crazy bitch.
There are more, certainly, including Amelia and Marisol and Rachel and Christa and Freddie and Andrew (is it sad that they’re the only straight guys mentioned here from Oberlin?) and Mrs. Creighton (and Trevor, Katie, Geoff, Kelsey) and all of those ‘peepz’, but right now, I have to talk about this weekend/today.
( Mainly me bitching )
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What if I had made one different decision? One. Become anorexic in 7th grade like everyone else. Stayed approximately my size maybe, whatever disease I happen to have that prevents that. How would I have turned out? More pained? much less innocent. And not just that decision- what if I had made the decision to take whatever pride or caution that keeps me from doing fucking anything and swallowed it? Or better yet, threw it away
I just want? I have no idea what I want. None. I know I want something- I want something to enjoy- not just things I'm good at. Nothing. Jesse's cure of techno isn't working.. I'm blasting fucking Russian techno? amazing song? doesn't matter. Nothing does. I take 30 minute long showers-- not because it takes me that long? because it takes me 25 minutes to decide that scalding water can't keep me from everything anymore. That? I just don't know anymore.
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[02 Oct 2004|02:37pm] |
You're a mermaid. The stereotypical mermaid had a
long, fish-like tail that blended with the
human torso at the hips and almost white skin
with red hair or some off color like green or
blue. They were the most fantastic singers and
the siren type of mermaids would lure sailors
with their lovely lullaby into dangerous rocks.
They were mostly harmless and peacefull and
they were content to simply sit on the beach
combing their hair or in the water playing with
friends. They never wore clothes and were
always women. They were sweet and a little
deciteful at times. (If you cannot see the
picture, go to my userpage and look near the
bottom. There should be the picture and
description for all the results)
What Mystical Creature Are You? (Pictures)
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You are Form 2, Angel: The Pure.
"And The Angel rose as holy protector for
all that was created. She fought with honor
and valor to serve the good of the world. But
the coming of the mankind was her downfall; and
end to purity."
Some examples of the Angel Form are Michael
(Christian) and Hercules (Greek).
The Angel is associated with the concept of virtue,
the number 2, and the element of wind.
Her sign is the zenith sun.
As a member of Form 2, you are a person of your
word. You generally keep your promises and
give everything you do your best. Although
some people see you as overbearing sometimes,
you know that you have to stay true to yourself
and do what's right. Angels are the best
friends to have because they are brutally
honest.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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OR
You are Form 1, Goddess: The Creator.
"And The Goddess planted the acorn of life.
She cried a single tear and shed a single drop
of blood upon the earth where she buried it.
From her blood and tear, the acorn grew into
the world."
Some examples of the Goddess Form are Gaia (Greek),
Jehova (Christian), and Brahma (Indian).
The Goddess is associated with the concept of
creation, the number 1, and the element of
earth.
Her sign is the dawn sun.
As a member of Form 1, you are a charismatic
individual and people are drawn to you.
Although sometimes you may seem emotionally
distant, you are deeply in tune with other
people's feelings and have tremendous empathy.
Sometimes you have a tendency to neglect your
own self. Goddesses are the best friends to
have because they're always willing to help.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Goddess of the Night. Beautiful yet a strange
darkness and sadness lurk about you.
What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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[02 Oct 2004|01:14pm] |
yay!!! quizzes!!!
What is your sexual appeal?
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You are the color red. You are the most
controversial of all the colors. You are often
easily angered, but as easily as you got
excited, you come down. When angered, do you
have the tendency to be malicious? Afterwards,
do you end up begging for forgiveness? Maybe.
But you're incredibly generous, and, odd
enough, needy. You love to hate, and
sometimes, you hate to love. This color
describes you as generally edgy. When in a bad
situation, you're pessimistic, and when you're
in a good situation, you're extremely
optimistic. You're painfully tempermental, and
sometimes it hurts the ones you love. But with
an exciting and stimulating attitude, you enjoy
talking to people and being social. But aside
from your bold and outgoing attitude, you're
attention-needing and attention-getting. This
color is associated with lust and desire--and
you are both lust and desirous. You're a
protective person when it comes to the people
you love. You're incredibly sharp-witted and
powerful (not to mention intelligent!).
What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)
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You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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[28 Sep 2004|06:30pm] |
Hello All-
I've decided to post two journals. One of which my friends back home read, and one of which people at Oberlin read. I hope it works out well.
[Edit from much later: This is now not true. I post on this and another journal, but I'm working on converging them... somehow. Anyway, yeah... friends only now, but I thought I could keep this and the quizzes up at least.]
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